second day of every year

on the second day of every year, the chickens.

fun fact: on the second day of every year, the chicken

by funni guy January 23, 2023

Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners

Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

secondhand fandom syndrome

When your friend (or friend group) is very passionate about a series that you have not read or watched yet, and talk so excitedly about it you recognize and become excited by things related to that series

I’ve never watched that anime but thanks to my pal Mark I know everything about the main character, I think I have secondhand fandom syndrome

by Kittalia February 12, 2023

Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

by The original sillygirl.png February 26, 2023

Secoy

A person who has things happen to them that would not naturally occur to a typical human.

-I went into the gas station to charge my phone, and when I walked out my car was gone
-That’s a very Secoy thing to happen

by seoxc123 February 26, 2023

second base

When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.

My only regret is not getting to Second Base

by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023