Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.

Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches

by hubert marquess November 21, 2021

jacob

hide your watch,caravan,bike or any possessions as they will be stolen

jacob:run me your watch pussio

by wibble March 30, 2022

Jacob

Annoying as fuck

Person1: Hi how was your day

Person 2: I had to hang around with Jacob All day what do you think

Person 1: sorry man feel bad

by BigDick70001 May 30, 2022

Jacob

The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever

"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"

by qwefera March 28, 2022

Jacob

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.

We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

jacob

he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on

someone: who’s that guy over there helping the teachers

them: that’s jacob

by beanieweanie November 22, 2021

Jacob

A complete no good low down asshole.

person 1 Hey? me and Jacob is going on a date.

Jacob I'm sorry but i am dating your best friend?

by Starflys January 02, 2023