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trailer park mummy

when one runs out of condoms and instead wraps their penis in toilet paper to act as a McGuyvered birth control.
i was all out of rubbers so i had to make a trailer park mummy before i got with Gina.
by spaß zwölf January 15, 2011
mugGet the trailer park mummymug.

Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
mugGet the Parking Lot Hairmug.

dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.
The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.
by Doggie walker August 19, 2022
mugGet the dog park daredevilmug.

free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future
person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'
by superior1738 January 4, 2019
mugGet the free parking monopolymug.

miller park south

The place where the Brewers beat the cubs in game 163.

Around 50% of fans were for Milwaukee, there were more Brewers chants than Cubs chants.
The cubs blew it again, against the Brewers this time at Miller park south.
by KIV-YS October 2, 2018
mugGet the miller park southmug.

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.
by RamonaX June 27, 2014
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