Flying to Cancun

Flying to Cancun is what you do if you're the zodiac killer and trying to get out of doing your one job.

"Did you hear that the hurricane just hit? Where is the Governor?"
"Probably flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz."

by nobody/hercules February 18, 2021

flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!

Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!

by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024

world flying community

wtf is that websute oh god

person 1: don't visit the world flying community
person 2: ok

by igottafeeling November 22, 2021

Flying Dutchman

When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out

Yo watch out I’m about to hit a Flying Dutchman

by The little dingler man August 31, 2025

Flying Woodhasm

A furry flying creature that usually lives in the woods, but is also know to appear to those that wish for him on the night of the Sock Genie or Sock Djinn. it is also commonly used in the expression "I dont give a flyin' woodhasm!"

Doofus#1:Whats that up in the sky?
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!

by MelonBread August 11, 2008

Flying Fandango

Another word for DGAF. A bit cleaner and used in a gym and fitness environment when someone falls off because they don't care about their long terms goals for a moment. Such as a cheat meal or skipping a gym day.

To Self: I am may not give a flying fandango right now but I bet you soon I will. And I wanna be able to look back and not have destroyed a bunch of progress and work.

by TKNfan February 11, 2019

Fly Fishing

The art of sending a message or request to someone and then removing it straight after they have seen it to get a response.
Similar to fish fishing.

I watched my friend message an attractive women on social media then, removed the messaged immediately after it was read.
I asked why did you do that?
He responded that he was fly fishing.

by The Fly Fisherman January 23, 2022