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Trucker Nuggets

The nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl.

You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"

Picture it:

A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!

Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.

This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
The hotel chair was covered in Trucker Nuggets.
by MrsDixon May 28, 2022
mugGet the Trucker Nuggetsmug.

Puzzle Nugget

A very attractive boy with semi-long lucious hair
Sally: Hey look at the hot guy with nice hair
Meg: Yep, that is a nice puzzle nugget
by pancakelove November 15, 2010
mugGet the Puzzle Nuggetmug.

Nuggets

A famous Youtube video showing what drug addiction is like.
Nuggets is a video that more people need to be.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023
mugGet the Nuggetsmug.

nugget bean

a nugget bean is a long dick that stays hard
nick is a non nugget bean.
by john pesachi August 8, 2016
mugGet the nugget beanmug.

Nugget

Someone who has undergone arm and leg amputation through any means or for any reason.
"Hey man guess what? I fucked a Nugget yesterday."

"only bad part about fucking a Nugget is there's no where to hold down."
by Everyone, Ever. August 24, 2016
mugGet the Nuggetmug.

Cock nugget

When they shoot a nugget sized load into your open mouth and then you chase it with some sweet and sour sauce from mickey dees
"Kev took me to mcdonalds, snuck me into the bathroom, and gave me a cock nugget"
"Gurllll hes a keeper"
mugGet the Cock nuggetmug.

chunk nugget

A French Bulldog, or “Frenchie”. Referring to their somewhat small size, but still stout frame.
Neighbor 1: Did you see the couple across the street got a new dog?

Neighbor 2: Oh yea! A little Frenchie?! What a chunk nugget!
by Danimal1981 April 24, 2021
mugGet the chunk nuggetmug.

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