Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.
by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019
Get the Jacob Lailmug. jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned
by tumbob October 5, 2020
Get the jacobmug. jacob is A boy that's funny and has a nice personality , dose not like to be lied too , but also lies to others and always makes up excuses , on why he never has anything, and is single because he never looks for a girl.
hey "jacob"
by shhhhdontmakeasound October 23, 2019
Get the jacobmug. Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024
Get the Jacob Westmug. by I am not a cat or. Shark November 24, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. 1. Slut
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe
by PenelopeLynnBlake043004 May 12, 2016
Get the jacob edwardsmug. Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug.