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gay hike

a group of naked guys hiking in a straight line with their dicks in the asshole of the guy in front of them
My boy scout troop went on a gay hike in Arkansas last July.
by Blak Steve September 14, 2017
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Ex-gay

Someone who used to be gay (only for one movie) but then transformed into the heterosexual they were truly meant to be thanks to jkr
by Ex-gay Remus April 28, 2017
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offline gay

A person who is openly queer but is in a heterosexual relationship at the moment.
"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"

"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"

"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"

"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"

"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"
by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018
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gay suh

A slang way of dressing a person who is either gay, bisexual, or does not identify as a gender binary.

Originated in northern Virginia
gay suh man!

gay suh bro, gay suh
gay suh john...
by capernickel May 4, 2018
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Gay Polarization

When two poles are attracted to each other, or two holes, or pole to hole. Gay Polarization defies any regular polarization such as magnets.
When Andy and Nick meet they were instantly drawn together pole to pole and knew they had Gay Polarization .
by Dedis Arailis February 10, 2017
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Officially Gay

you are officially gay when you suck a mans pp and the president sees it
2 gays: *kissing*
the president: you 2 are now Officially Gay! Congratulations!
by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021
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Useless Gay

An LGBTQ+ person who flirts jokingly with someone they're actually interested in, but thinks the other person is just being friendly when they flirt back meanwhile getting very flustered and then not knowing how to make an actual move when they definitely reciprocate.
Friend: Wow, you should ask for their number!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!
by SilverCellVioletSky December 3, 2020
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