First catch of the day 

The first pee in the morning. The first morning urine.

Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.

First catch of the day by Bebang March 26, 2011

Leg Day 

The worst day of the week. Sucks because you would rather be hitting arms, or shoulders, or chest, or even back, but you are stuck working the part of your body that shows the least. Usually involves a large amount of walking around, stalling, and hype. If you skip leg day, you will be deemed a bitch and be called such from then on out. Best pump, but usually involves the most work

"Hey tom, you hittin leg day?"
"Fuck yea brah, I ain't a bitch, leg day every day!"

Leg Day by TheBossRoss October 28, 2014

green day fan 

1) An older fan. Have been a fan since pre-American Idiot. Can either be very annoyed with the new "fans" or be as annoying as them by talking aobut how annoyed they are, or not. Tends to have to have 3 or more albums. Also knows lyrics various albums

2) A teeny fan. Says they are great fans, maybe the "biggest" fan..They aren't. They tend to only have the American Idiot album or just know the lyric to "American Idiot", "Boulavard of Broken Dreams", "Holiday", or "Wake Me Up Whne September Ends". These aren't fans they only like Green Day because they are popular.

3) A fan since American Idiot. These people actually turn into fans not teenies. Tend to have more than 2 albums. Tends to know a lot of lyrics from various albums.

A not real but depictecd conversation between the green day fan's

1) F.O.D. and Uptight are my favourite Green Day songs

3) Ya, those are pretty good but I particularly like Ha Ha You're Dead and She

2) Those songs aren't Green Day, they aren't popular..Green Day is popular and Billie Joe is hot..A hot guy wouldn't write and sing songs about those dead people..

1 and 3) Mike wrote Ha Ha You're Dead..

2) Who? The guy with the other, longer guitar?

1 and 3) The bassist..

2) Whatever, he sucks, Billie is the best.

green day fan by cyklone June 11, 2006

Valenswine's Day 

The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.

February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.

It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.

Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.

Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.

Valenswine's Day by TaylorHoward January 27, 2011

National Kill Yourself Day 

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

National Kill Yourself Day by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

national twerk day 

It's a national day when many people twerk on someone. you just have to count to 3 and scream: National twerk day and you start twerk on someone for 1 to 2 minutes.

-yo are you game to twerk on somebody you don't even know?
-Of course yes! Its the national twerk day!
(And now you can twerk)

Bet you can't do this! :)

national twerk day by Shawty_kimy May 26, 2018

A Day To Remember

One of the best fucking bands to ever grace our earth!
If you are looking for a band with kickass, head bang worthy breakdowns.. THIS IS THE BAND FOR YOU!
Their lyrics actually mean something and they are fucking sick live! I suggest you buy tickets when they're in your area!

a day to remember's amazing lyrics before a breakdown include;

THIS IS A BATTLEGROUND
BRING THE NOISE
MOVE!
GET LOW!

A Day To Remember by the.bitch June 20, 2009