anal taco

noun:
A sexual position/move involving the anus and any tex-mex food item.

Partner A simply inserts the taco, burrito, or other food item into the anus using a funnel.

verb:
To recieve/give an anal taco.

I enjoy getting "anal tacos".
Sara "anal tacos" everybody.
Dude, last night Regina gave "anal tacoed" me so good.

by George R. September 2, 2008

anal cork

A specially made cork thats inserted into ones butt because they are afraid off gay men who try to stick there gay sausage in a straight mans rump.

Unknowingly walk into a gay night club and and suddenly become swarmed by hungry gay fucks who try and force there man meat in your ass, quickly deploy your anal cork, and penetration will be avoided.

by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005

anal dinosaur

this is when you break into a museum afterhours, steal a heap load of dinosaur shit, cook it up with water and butter, then apply it to cover the face of an ugly bitch who is about to momentarily perform oral falacio.

"Yo man, when your ugly girlfriend comes over, make sure you leave yourself enough time to anal dinosaur her, or else i am, cause shes dirts"

by Katzilla July 28, 2008

anal assault

An anal assault means a good anal sex session

I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night

by Paul Daley May 8, 2008

Anal Raindance

A dance in the rain in hopes of getting/giving anal sex.

Clay did his Anal Raindance Thursday in hopes for luck on Friday.

by Mandi329 July 22, 2010

anal beans

beans you stick in someones ass and they shoot them out and say owha

dude, you got anal beans in your ass or sumpin, cuz you sure are jumping around with orgasmic sounds

by ur mum February 26, 2004

Anal Trespass

The act of accidnetally bumming one's younger brother while having to share a bed on family holidays.

Younger Brother: What the f***!? You just anally raped me! You sick f***!

Older Brother: I'd say it was more of an anal trespass as I was unconscious and just rolled over funny.

Younger Brother: Oh that's alright then.

by Jed Beatty December 15, 2010