The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
Get the shart-back-and-sides mug.Jacob was getting in his girlfriend Alisha's head for something stupid she did and her friend Taylor standing by listening, opened her mouth and started side betting in Alisha's defense.
by Thiiis Guy! September 17, 2023
Get the Side Bet mug.The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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Get the Bats for the other side mug.When you get slapped by someone who has turned their engagement ring over so that when they slap you with their ring it will add +20 strength and +15 bleed damage.
Mark: Don't talk back to me
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!
Jules: *turns her ring over so the pointy side is showing*
Mark: Are you going to hit me diamond side down? I got that for you bitch
Jules: *slaps him diamond side down*
Mark: Whore now I'm bleeding!
by kenndedy October 4, 2022
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Get the Pop sided mug.When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both
by Gary Gnard November 21, 2022
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