"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017
u just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me bro
by abysss January 18, 2020
As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:
"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"
There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.
"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"
There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.
Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.
P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!
P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!
by S Santang October 29, 2009
When your out and you are sexually attracted to chick nugs so you walk into McDonald's like hit meee up wid them chick nugs boiiiii, then the fat cunt at the counter takes like 7 years to give u your fuckin chick nugs and when the prick finally hits you up with dat goodness you realise the absolute g gave you an extra 5 chick nugs. Now when we walk into McDonald's we say Hit me up with them chick nugs boi.
Fat kid at the counter : Hello what Would you like to order?
Me: Wag1 don hit me up with them chick nugs boi
Me: Wag1 don hit me up with them chick nugs boi
by CoryH September 17, 2016
old phrase used to describe the itchy iratated feeling u get when being bitched at thus making u wanna slap a bitch
Sally y didnt u stop where i told u to
Chuck youve been riding my ass all day like my granpa used to say u make me itch ill hit u bitch
Chuck youve been riding my ass all day like my granpa used to say u make me itch ill hit u bitch
by 468 51 July 15, 2010
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