suck my freak

telling some one to suck your dick

yo duck my freak bitch

by Bob Olits March 3, 2005

Sucking obama's dick

To pay taxes

Guy 1: yo man u gunna pay taxes homie? Guy 2: na homie g, I don't wanna be sucking obama's dick

by Easy e on ur mom66699 April 10, 2010

Suck Dick Flu

Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.

Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.

by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010

You suck at life.

The ultimate come back.

Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.

by Gummby November 14, 2004

you suck eggs

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004

Ready to get sucked

Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.

I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.

by the_bonedogg March 8, 2011

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010