Ethel does one hell of a danky dick suck.
by eddie love July 28, 2006
by Bob Olits March 04, 2005
by Easy e on ur mom66699 April 10, 2010
Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.
Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.
by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010
Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
by Gummby November 14, 2004
meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head
by arat dna ynnej December 27, 2004
Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.
I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.
by the_bonedogg February 21, 2011