Socialism

The most based thing ever.

Socialism is based!

by ARandomPage May 19, 2021

Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.

I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Social Discomfort

To feel uncomfortable around people attached to you

Bryce felt so much social discomfort with juli around him

by Xrusii April 7, 2022

Social Gunpoint

A situation where someone manipulates social dynamics to force someone into compliance; using indirect means to make their request harder to refuse without appearing rude or unkind.

That woman really thought she could use her child to coerce me into handing her the baseball I've caught! I've been held at a social gunpoint!

by Shelly_ November 24, 2024

social apple

A man (usually named Gabriel) that likes to eat and also talk to people.

Wow, that guy Gabriel is a real social apple!

by --that one guy-- November 29, 2016

Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.

I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!

by mckwistonator July 26, 2022