Snake

Someone who would betray a good friend over something trivial for their own benefit.

Ryan totally chucked Thomas under the bus today so he could get a free dinner ticket from Annemarie... he's such a snake!

by Boabby Bang Bang August 29, 2023

Snake

Someone who goes behind your back and spreads rumors/trash talks/tell secrets. They act like they're your friend but wait for the right moment to pounce and hurt you.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about what Jack said about Jack?
Person 2: Don't trust what Jack says, he's a snake and a liar.

by fehosjdnfsfd October 21, 2019

Alabama mud snake

An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.

Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!

by Bandit 989 July 18, 2022

sea snake

A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.

snake backstabber squirmy

We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.

by pisi February 24, 2019

snake

Somebody who goes behind your back.

Somebody who is a fake friend.

Sophie warned Daniel about others saying they were snakes. However Sophie was the real snake as she was chatting shit behind Daniel's back.

by TruthfulYouNow August 23, 2016

Snaked

It’s a snake that’s naked

Ohhh that snake is snaked

by Itzmemen November 5, 2019

Snake Bite bitch

Some ugly ass kid witha nose like the sharingan with some next sanke bites on his nose he constantly has mood swing and is buit like leter griffen from family guy. Muffin head shaped ass boy
A boy who has to take a shower cuz his mom beats hin for no reason

He is a fish
Snake bite bitch is a waste man

by Jrhdjdhd January 19, 2018