SAM

Short Angry Man

My dad is only 5’6” and is always grouchy, he’s a total SAM

by PGR Girls December 16, 2023

sam

the horniest yet loving mf youll ever meet. hes dry but trying his best to support and show me love <3 hes the boyfriend ive always wanted. he cancels plans to hang out with me and is very bad at remembering to reply when i message him. he is very energetic, he always runs at me to hug/kiss me and doesnt let go of me when i hug him. he loves me with all this heart and doesnt give up on me :) hell forever be my love <3 hes got chocolate labrador vibes and has adhd so he does things that can be seen as flirting by others but his heart is mine <3 he loves pokemon, cars and me. we always watch movies and cuddle in my bed... he doesn't understand my feelings because i have bpd but hes trying his hardest and i love him sm <3

me: i love sam so much.

by sam..smells December 1, 2022

Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 4, 2022

sams choppa

Sams massive choppa is so big that even brandons dad is having trouble taking it up the bum

look at sams choppa its a massive choppa

by samschoppaishuge December 5, 2022

Sam Innit

This is the name of one of the baddest lads around. He listens to Dave and hangs out with his mandem. He doesn’t let his opps pull anything over on him. Sam Innit is also known as Samuel.

It’s Sam Innit

by Toast77 December 15, 2022

Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022

Sam

May seem sweet and kind but he will break your heart in two if you let him.

Beware of Sam, he’s a player and isn’t afraid to ghost.

by Il9vejedis December 21, 2022