Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years

Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021

rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”

Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!

by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022

Rusty Enema

When you're constipated so bad that you have your husband pee in your butt to release the blockage.

I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to take a shit until my husband gave me a rusty enema.

by the_jza September 12, 2020

Rusty enema

When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.

Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!

by Tony Danza 2020 September 12, 2020

rusty shackle

When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.

Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!

by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019

Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem

Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.

by OlRockthebadAg December 02, 2024

Rusty Clunkers

The large saggy breasts of an older woman

“Hey guys, have you seen Moon lately? Those rusty clunkers are hanging pretty low these days”

by Jyts August 03, 2021