owl in bowl

becoming a man

On his eighteenth birthday, Jordan put the owl in bowl.

by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025

splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!

by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011

Super bowl LV

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.

Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Rugger Bowling

throwing a drunk, naked rugby player down a table into a stack of cups.

if you don’t think that I’m adding “rugger bowling” to my to-do list, then you don’t know me very well. Thanks, Mark Cuban.

by clahney August 27, 2013

super bowl

if eating were like making money (from commercials mostly, in this case), the NFL's "Super Bowl" (and other college "bowl" games), then the American football stadium "bowl" (as seen zoomed out), sure is "super" to those certain business people making all that money.

Would you rather have soup or bowl.. of MONEY! from the Super Bowl? I know our advertising department's got a superbowl to eat off of with that recent deal made.

by kikibo22 November 27, 2019

Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025

Bowling Ball

A heavy ball with 3 small finger sized holes in it that is used to knock over pins with. it is commonly found at bowling alleys.

what, did you expect something else?

The Bowling Ball knocked over 4 pins.

by 💙Doggo💙 April 13, 2022