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Columbian Special

Usually used in the workplace. The act of filling one's rectum with cocaine, then waiting for the perfect moment to fart it out into someone's eyes. This is a defensive mechanism primarily used by wealthy stock brokers, or gay "bottoms" in a crisis.
Damn did you see Craig Columbian Special that guy?
Yeah man hes one crazy mother fucker.
by CraigIsInnocent September 8, 2016
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Scarborough Special

That thing, with the fingers and the duct tape.
"Hey man, did your girlfriend give you the Scarborough Special last night?"

"yeah! You've gotta get good duct tape though otherwise it's rough."
by MixedDrink July 31, 2016
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amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
by Crish K July 14, 2016
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Boris Special

When one consumes a large amount of bevvy and pisses their pants. This is usually at a friends house or in any setting.
"Lads, ive had a great night but ive completely pulled a Boris Special on your new sofa"
by Humo_sumo January 20, 2018
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The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”
by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018
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the cmicca special

when you have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman then punch her in the stomach
can i give you the cmicca special
by cmicca January 31, 2018
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special

it means you are that "special someone" that needs mental help

can't get things straight
uh.. Hahaha lucky you you are very very SPECIAL
by iwh_guess February 1, 2018
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