R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

"If I was a bum, i'd save my money and buy vitamens"

"haha...ROTFLAMO"

its more of an action than a word

by heathermichelle December 3, 2003

M.O

these letters stand for the word movement

wat's the M.O for 2day?

by JEMIKA July 30, 2006

M.O.B.

Money over Bitches. Need I say more. When I was 17 I had my heart broken. I vowed to never be with a bitch from this point on. I'm now 31 years old and a Westside Whiteboy vet and see that women are cheaters even if they've been married for 8 years and have 3 children. Just ask my brother. Oh a bitch wanted me and I refused the bitch. Comes out the bitch is married and had 2 kids. Fuck Bitches M.O.B. for life. A Westside Whiteboy.

Cause a year ago you know you loved the bitch. Now your stomach's upset and your feelings are hurt. She got you feeling like an old banana peel in the dirt. Bitch ass mothafuckas. Why do you wanna bitch? You best believe she better have me on the payroll - have a bankroll - buy me a Benz and keep my tank full. Other than that I don't want no bitch. M.O.B. for life.

by Westside Whiteboy May 12, 2011

M.O.O.T.W.

Military Operation Other Than War

The Coup engineered by the Bush Administration to topple Aristide.

by Speedwrightz May 23, 2004

D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by worldgoesround June 10, 2010

M.O.D.

To have money on demand. Meaning having money handed over imediatly from parents, usually meaning spoiled.

you're just jealous cause you don't have M.O.D!

by FallOutBoyLK14 July 4, 2005

M.O.

Your fucking code and creed. How you do it.

That kid STAYS banging fat chicks. That's his M.O.

by J-junk January 13, 2006