brain drain guilt

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.

Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."

Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."

by Simon Dylan October 8, 2011

Almond Brain

A person with a tiny almond sized brain.

"Steve has an almond brain

by Bubbebybsb November 14, 2023

genuine brain rot

Brain rot is when you watch something so fucking stupid (skibidi toilet) that it rots your brain.

“This video on tiktok is genuine brain rot”

by I hate skibidi toilet November 15, 2023

BRAIN PICKER

A Psychiatrist

Man, that is so a Brain Picker going through your head!

by Non Partisan January 15, 2025

Brain Hinman

Looks like a rat. Hair looks like a winter wonderland. Did I forget to say he looks like a rat.

“Look at that guy over there, he looks like a rat must be a Brain Hinman.”

by David likes Big Macs November 11, 2019

bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

fetus brain

The most intelligent and attractive person ever. You’d definitely want to date them ;)

“Oh yeah, I wanna sleep with fetus brain”

by Erectiondetection;) October 29, 2019