A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 20, 2012
Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.
Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
by Communi February 18, 2021
Laying toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet. Then pooping on top of the created surface. Your feces should sit atop the water where paper was put making room extremely stinky. Then with the toilet paper to wipe your butt throw in waste basket or stick to side of toilet bowl. After done close the door to seal in the stench. The room depending on your poop will smell so bad that others may vomit or have an inability to get to toilet to flush or possibly pass out.
by Austin Auch and Brandon Miller September 28, 2010
The flying stinker is performed when one participant is standing bent over while spreading their butt cheeks. The other participant takes a running start, jumps toward the first participant while bringing their knees to their chest. The collision should cause the participants’ anuses to “kiss”.
by Andrew the gr8 February 18, 2020
by alwaysad247 December 10, 2016
Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!
by Jimmy de Bogan March 09, 2024