mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021

Mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInSh!t September 20, 2021

Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.

Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.

by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Mud-dogging

The act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina

Mud-dogging: the act of inserting one’s big toe into the vagina. Paul told me he mud-dogged his wife last night. He said it felt like stepping into the mud in a warm lake.

by King Mud-Dog June 24, 2024

Mud-slap

A sex maneuver that’s performed when a woman shits on a man’s divk and then the man proceeds to slap the woman with his shit dick

Yo man last night my and the lady performed the mud-slap.

by Noe12121212122 March 2, 2024

Mud niggas

A derogatory term for Africans especially from Nigeria

These mud niggas flooding the spot

by ShakaQ March 29, 2022