Horse

It has 4 legs and breathes

Yo is that a horse?

by Tynum February 2, 2021

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014

horse

A slang term for people who work or study long hours each day, sacrificing sleep in the process. Often used to describe someone who is constantly busy and exhausted.

After pulling another all-nighter for finals, I feel like a horse—no sleep and just grinding through the work!

by Emotional Cruiser July 11, 2025

georgia horse

The Georgia horse is a sex position in which the girl has a saddle on her belly and the guy rides the saddle while fucking the vagina and sucking the nipples. After this action they switch and do that for multiple hours

Wow dude I did the Georgia horse all night

by Pussy-fucker 99 February 27, 2017

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011