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French

The only reason America had managed to win the American Revolution between 1765 to 1791.
Also being the reason for America gaining literally half of it's landmass from the Louisiana Purchase.
Pretty much a large portion of America exists ONLY because of the French.
Person A: Hey what's that guy eating?
Person B: Oh it's Casu Marzu, he must be French.
by Smeggy0 July 25, 2022
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Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.
How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.
by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024
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French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area
My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card
by Rebeccable December 22, 2019
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French Fuck

The act of fucking while eating baguette, croissant or any french dishes. Wine can also be involved into the process.
"Why you eat a fuckin baguette Adrien!"
"Because i give you a nice French Fuck Olivia"

Example 1:
"Adrien you put wine everywhere! I'm wet!"
"Don't complain Olivia, it's just more wet than you'll never be"

Example 2:
"This croissant is really crispy Olivia"
"But it will never be as much crispy as i am Adrien"
by Adrian_ June 28, 2020
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French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya
by Shady bunch January 13, 2020
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Sophia french

This girl i have in 1st and 4th hour who i forget her name and call her sophie but i dont think she knotices kinda chill but a lil scary but kinda hot
Ayo thats sophia french why she got blonde hair she used to have red right?
by Doqtordyl April 4, 2022
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French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.
Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!
by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011
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