Damn whitney, you got all these side-hoes! ( that white boy, the one from jimmy johns, the tall one, fuck face, etc, etc.)
by Thats right bitch December 13, 2016

That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.
by Catfish67 November 1, 2015

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both
by Gary Gnard November 21, 2022

this happens whenever 2 enemies (of the same team) attack you from not 1 side but 2 sides.
anyone who does this is a dipshit
anyone who does this is a dipshit
John: hey man im being attacked from 2 sides, im being Dual-Sided!!
Mark: dw man im on my way to help you homie
Mark: dw man im on my way to help you homie
by Wild Coyote September 17, 2022

Did you see him tap-out? I even put A little sauce on the side of that choke when I held it to long!
He totally had it coming
He totally had it coming
by WeAreUFC June 21, 2025

Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.
by medicneballer April 18, 2021
