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National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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National Kenzie Appreciation Day

BITCHES IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD. Kenzie deserves to be recognized.

She is the sweetest fucking thing. I love her with everything that I am and more people need to realize it too. Kenzie is the best person I've ever met. She is so nice to everyone and she always puts others first before herself. Kenzie is the most beautiful girl that I've ever met. She is so pure and wholesome and I love her so much. She's extremely smart and bright so I believe she deserves her own day.

I am hereby declaring today, National Kenzie Appreciation Day.
Yo, it's November 3rd.
YEAH DUDE IT'S NATIONAL KENZIE APPRECIATION DAY.
HELL YEAH, IT IS. Let me go and praise Kenzie for the beautiful goddess she is.
Same!!
by Kiby November 2, 2020
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National Unus Annus Day

November 15th. This holiday celebrates the life (and death) of Unus Annus, a very special Youtube channel started by Mark Edward Fischbach aka Markiplier and Ethan “The Meat Man” Nestor aka Crankgameplays.

On this day, Mark and Ethan Uploaded the first video to the channel, titled Unus Annus.

This holiday can be celebrated by wearing merch, making and sharing Fanart, sharing memories of the channel and greeting fellow members by putting your fingers together while extended and saying, “Memento Mori”, the channel’s catchphrase.
Friend 1:Hey, did you know it’s National Unus Annus Day?
Friend 2: No I didn’t! Memento Mori. Mark is a masochist. *does the dance of Italy while singing the Disclaimer Song*
by B&W Spiral November 14, 2020
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national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !
hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!
by uRg@710L February 17, 2022
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National Consume Oobleck Day

do not consume Oobleck today it is toxic and you'll die
Today is national consume Oobleck day
by pisstoes June 12, 2021
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National Spongebob cock Day

December 6th - December 7th
Lest we forget the beast behind the briefs,
Spongebondage.
It cannot be used, it can only be known, National Spongebob cock day
by Jèsus52 December 6, 2021
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National Finger fuck day

December 1.

National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!

Example:
Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!
by ImDownBad August 26, 2022
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