National Pock Fod Day

On March 5 Its National Pock Fod Day. A Day To Pock Someone's Anyone's Forehead Slap It Punch It Do What Ever To It

Person 1: Yo bro it's national pock fod day

Person 2: Don't slap my forehe...

Person 2 Got Slaped To Death

by P4katyusha October 27, 2020

National Kiss Someone Day

Nation kiss someone day is March 27th. Kiss someone!!!

its national kiss someone day, kiss me
*kisses*

by thatpgp March 24, 2022

national emotional damage day

National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!

A: Today is National Emotional damage day!
B: Wanna sulk with me?
A: Ok

by TheEvilPerson April 27, 2023

national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.

“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”

by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022

National Sniff Pennies Day

National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.

Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!

by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019

National Bald Headed Day

November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*

me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!

by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019

National Delete Streamlined Day

On December 69th Robin will delete Streamlined

"I took a piss because it's National Delete Streamlined day"

by Steamlined Robin November 26, 2020