National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 10, 2020

National Liam Catherine Day

On this day you must shower anyone by the name of Liam Catherine with 5-cent coins, preferably piffing it at his head.

Fuck it is National Liam Catherine Day

by DarthOCE November 25, 2021

National friend fuck day

On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.

🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!

by Sashtiq May 23, 2022

National E-boy Day

December 3rd Is national e-boy day! Grab your chains and black beanies!

Dude, it’s National e-boy Day

by Michelle082318 November 01, 2019

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

National Show Tits Day

Send whoever u talking to tit pics whenever they ask for them for a whole week

“ send me a pic hoe today is national show tits day

by In fbheiwjvw April 09, 2021

National David Tennant day

13.8. is a national David Tennant day, remind a friend that today is a national David Tennant day with a silly picture of David Tennant

"Oh, I almost forgot today is a national David Tennant day!"
"Oh no how could you?!"

by David Tennant admirer August 13, 2023