megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

loose ball mother

something good happened/good

guy 1: I am dead
guy 2: loose ball mother

by looseballson October 9, 2020

the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Is Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Anti-Mother’s Day

The day of June 6th signifies a day in which those who have a certain distaste or hatred for their birth mother

This year I’m celebrating Anti-Mother’s Day because my mom is the worst and I hate her guts

by Qwerty studios June 5, 2024

Mother's Daughter

The most badass Miley Cyrus song ever! Perfect for any girl who wants succeed in life like her mother did.

Don't fuck with my freedom!
I came back to get me some.
I'm nasty, I'm evil!
Must be something in the water
Or I am my mother's daughter.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 24, 2023

Mother Tucker

(noun) An elevated Gin and Tonic, anchored by a rectangular grapefruit ice cube, with a lemon wedge in lieu of lime.

(verb) The act of imbibing and leaving a bar, when a MILF kisses you in such a way that you have to either wait a couple minutes before re-entering public spaces, or you’re forced to uhh, tuck “it.”

Meg: Yo, these Mother Tuckers are going down faster than me at a family reunion!

James: Truth! Also, gimme a minute before we pop smoke…I just got Mother Tuckered and need to adjust.

by SchmegGatsby October 4, 2024