March 5th

March 5th is Ezyw_2's Birthday!!

"oh hey its march 5th , Thats Ezyw_2's birthday , i should go follow them on twitch!!"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

march 16

national inhale queefs day

omg it’s march 16 time to inhale queefs

by kelpjuice November 23, 2021

march 19

the day that the only the most beautiful, sweetest, coolest girls were born! they are awesome

People on march 19 are so cool!

by khloeeeee!! March 7, 2025

March Madness

Sports Fans: The NCAA College Basketball Tournament

EDM Fans: Ultra Music Festival, EDC New Mexico and many other raves that dont use a basketball in any way.

Sports Fans: Dude, are you gonna watch March Madness on TV tonight?

EDM Fans: March Madness New Mexico Everybody! Who is ready to smash the fucking house!

by ThatOneDJ March 2, 2015

mad march

Mad March the the month were you can be mad at anyone! But just know that at the end of the month you cant be mad at them anymore. If you were mad at a friend give them a hug If you were mad at an ex give em a High-5 And if you were mad at your significant other give them a nice little kiss

Ya know?, im really looking forward to Mad March because I can be mad at anyone.

by Bembeneck February 23, 2020

March 3

Slap your taller friend who calls u short.

It's march 3 I better slap my friend.

by Real999🤷‍♂️ March 2, 2024