march 3rd

global texting day!! text all the friends u have the entire day!
heres an example:

*27 new messages*
WHATS GOING ON?!!
Friends: its march 3rd!!

by this is anonymous :) March 2, 2024

March 18th

March 18th is also national send your boyfriend a naked mirror selfie day

"I can't wait until March 18th"

by sponco March 18, 2025

March 6th

Bf/Gf with the letter of the first name starting with A C M and I get tickled to death by the Bf/Gf without the following letters starting in their name

Bruce: Guess what

Martha: What?
Bruce: today is March 6th

Martha: I'm confused

5 seconds later ( Martha gets tickled to death by Bruce)

R.I.P. Martha

by Broccoli heheh March 5, 2025

March 25

March 25th is the day where you grab your friends booty without consequences.

Person1: it's March 25th so you know what that means
Person2: it's national grab ass day lmao

by JayMo0990 March 24, 2022

March 20th

Nation, every female must give sujit a hug day and every make must say eenie meenie bomboclat

Well look at the date! Its March 20th!

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 19, 2024

March 16

Give someone a hug from behind, slap, or just ignore them for the day

1. *hugs* its march 16
2. *slaps* HEY, what was that for?! I dunno its march 16, duh
3. *march 17* Why didnt you talk to me yesterday?? :: it was march 16

by ima perfectlyfinehuman March 15, 2022

<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>

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<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025