The french

The people who put baguettes slathered with marinara sauce in their urethra

Oui i am a the French

by Vonjorgen August 10, 2022

That French Shit

Top shelf liquor or expensive.

Bartender give me some of that french shit.

by That French Shit December 27, 2020

French

Someone who is crazy and doesn’t know what personal space is and asks rapid fire questions about where you live

Normal person 1: hey look over there, that kid is going around and standing annoying close to all the people he is talking to and trying to get all their personal information.

Normal person 2: he must be French.

Normal person 1: now he’s touching them even tho he just met them.

Normal person 2: he’s 100% French

by Josephine of Arch 1234567 June 26, 2024

french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020

French marching song

Most of the goofy-assest songs ever

There is a French marching song about onions and how the Austrians can’t have them

by Paulmackooky June 13, 2022

French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.

That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!

by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022