Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin

Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat

by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023

No Hat

“No Hat” is basically a synonym to “No Cap”, meaning that the person is not lying.

“I’ll slap the shit out of you , no hat”

by TheRealReaper2125 January 19, 2025

Hat

A basic hair slave for your head. Only dweebs wear hats. Seriously, get your shit together

Bob wore a hat. Bob got shot 😵

by Lol_TrapGod February 13, 2019

Fisherman's Hat

When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio

Damn, that dude I gave a bj to gave me a fisherman's hat! Avast Yee!

by the most awesomeme May 16, 2022

Hat

Sausage casing for head

Nice hat.

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.

I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.

by -CEO- August 13, 2019

skank hat

A nasty hat some hoe left in the back of your car.

Hey, bro. I found this skank hat in the back. You want it?

by zing_zong April 20, 2018