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Hat

The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.
Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".
by xGUNy September 2, 2019
mugGet the Hatmug.

cappy hat

i gave the cat its favourite treats so it was a cappy hat.
by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021
mugGet the cappy hatmug.

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
by TopHatBill May 26, 2022
mugGet the Top Hat Tattoomug.

Yoghurt Hat

Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.
by Silentduckfart July 8, 2025
mugGet the Yoghurt Hatmug.

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.
by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020
mugGet the Ass hat daymug.

Lead Hat-trick

Lead Hat-trick: In this defensive maneuver, the defender quickly draws his pistol and hits the attacker with 3 consecutive shots delivered (in order) to the attacker's groin, chest, and head (allowing the recoil of each shot to naturally raise the point of aim for the next shot). The attacker is thereby triple fucked and the defender can lay claim to successfully executing the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
Did you hear another crackhead broke into the local service garage again. This time, Bill was ready and pulled off the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
by anonymous November 3, 2023
mugGet the Lead Hat-trickmug.

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett
Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄
by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021
mugGet the Crap hatmug.

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