stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022
Get the Jess and Emilymug. emily is someone you get inseparable with, even when you argue every month you both come back to each other and become closer than before. even after not talking for 2 or 3 months you guys forget the past and move on and talk every day, unless someone comes into Emily's life and she replaces you. all Emily's replace you. whether you like it or not. sometimes you just have to leave your favourite person forever, so they can have a new and probably better person. sometimes you fall in love with emily, that's what happened in my situation, but she never liked me back. I'll just always miss her and tell my kids that she was my first and true love.
by annalovedemily August 20, 2024
Get the emilymug. Emily is a special person. She will always try her best to understand how you’re feeling. She somehow knows exactly what to say, and can turn a bad day around like nobody else. She’s funny, kind, and a total gangster, don’t mess with her. If you have an Emily, then you are luckier than most.
by Trisran December 7, 2021
Get the Emilymug.