Danillo Donkey

A Danillo Doneky is the highest order of the general donkey which refers to a person who is rare combination of arrogant and ignorant. When you see you a Danillo Donkey in the wild stay clear of them.

Last night some Danillo Donkeys showed up and the party turned into a shit show even the regular donkeys were turned off

by The Donkey Stopper February 09, 2016

donkey shopping

Searching for dat ass

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.

by Pseudosaint February 03, 2016

Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.

Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!

by BEV April 21, 2017

Rocking donkey

The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey

ohhh look lads it’s rocking donkey, ehhhhhh rockingggggg donkeyyyyyyy

by The king of ferry May 01, 2020

Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips

Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"

by FagFaggotSon October 08, 2017

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.

Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.

by DayofReckoning January 20, 2024