Cute Baby Syndrome 

1. When you see a baby that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute baby.

Related to Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. Person: (hugging a cute baby a bit too tight)
Baby's parent: Hey give me my baby back, creep.

2: Person 1: (to baby) Aww you're so cute little baby awww goo goo gaa gaa cute babyyyyyy.
Person 2: Um, I think you have Cute Baby Syndrome

Cute Baby Syndrome by sbear October 21, 2010

cutting a rope 

Taking a long shit

Bro I just got out of the shitter...I was cutting a rope as long as a hangman's noose!

cutting a rope by Brosephguay September 25, 2017

Cute Person 

You, you are a cute person.
Stop Doubting yourself.
You are loved.

The person that is reading this is a very cute person.

Cute Person by Yoda.LoveBaby January 8, 2020

cuteuwu 

Mingjie <3

Mingjie, ur cuteuwu

cuteuwu by plant julie December 13, 2020

Boyfriend Cute 

When a guy isn't "hot". You wouldn't want to bang him on the spot, but is attractive enough to make a nice boyfriend.

"You see that guy?"
"Yah, he's boyfriend cute."

Boyfriend Cute by Rack December 18, 2012

*sharts cutely* 

line that will get you prodigious amounts of bitches

you: hey lol *sharts cutely*
them: MARRY ME

*sharts cutely* by heyy lol January 2, 2021