I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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Eastleigh College

A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.

I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions

by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022

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Walking into this kip of a school felt like a bramble bush with the amount of pricks in there all so pussy deprived they just get with each other.claim to be a rugby school but can’t compare to the brollege

Person1: are you going to the game in St. Micheals college
Person2:sorry can’t have a restraining order on 90% of the school

by Ur dad works for mine November 23, 2021

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Pull College

Main competitor to Rizz University and Academy of Rizz. Acceptance rate is 6.9% Applicants must show successful usage of rizz to rizz up females or males. People who attend learn various methods of rizz. Notable alumni include the Rizzler of Ozz

Steven: Yo I got accepted into Harvard. What college accepted you, nerd?
Richard Rizzler: The Pull College
Steve: Nahhh. The rejection letter said I wasn't smooth enough

by user8254 March 22, 2023

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Dendron college

The most well known secondary school in the Netherlands. Not because of the good exam pass percentage, but because of the hot women, alcohol, tobacco and drugs. Almost every student from the 3rd year and beyond has at one time or another drunk alcohol, smoked tobacco and/or used drugs under the age of 18. Every weekend there are parties among the students throughout the municipality, where alcohol consumption is common, despite the brain damage, the students perform well above average. In Dutch we say: "Het zijn gewoon n stelletje Levensgenieters"

Is that guy in Dendron college?
He must be the smartest drug dealer I've ever seen.

by Dendroncollegehorst November 23, 2021

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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

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