flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016

flying agaric

committing crimes while tripping on drugs

flying agaric- and/or the subsequent mental health consequences of the drug- do not constitute either a mental challenge or an NGRI defence

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Fly Trapping

Laying toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet. Then pooping on top of the created surface. Your feces should sit atop the water where paper was put making room extremely stinky. Then with the toilet paper to wipe your butt throw in waste basket or stick to side of toilet bowl. After done close the door to seal in the stench. The room depending on your poop will smell so bad that others may vomit or have an inability to get to toilet to flush or possibly pass out.

Austin was Fly Trapping Brandon M. and it was so stinky that he vomited on his rug.

by Austin Auch and Brandon Miller September 29, 2010

Flying musky

When two men play tug-o-war by using a musky lour. One man hooks his penis to one side of the loud while the other man his penis to the other side of the lour and they proceed to tug back and forth.

“Hey man, can’t play Dodgeball today. Still sore from the flying musky competition I won yesterday!”

by MN_Fisher March 29, 2024

Flying panda

Flying panda is a cool guy, he is a gay kid who deosnt have a life and needs mental help

(We love you flying panda, tell me if you want me to take this down)

I don’t want to be like flying panda

by Derp Waffles August 5, 2022

hood fly

A person that lives in the hood but wears flashy tacky high end designer brands

Nah joe really could dress that nigga hood fly

by Jadejade1 June 24, 2019

Flying beer to the rescue

When a beer just appears

Oh I was just sat down sobering up by Fulham Riverside then there was a flying beer to the rescue.

by Dave Davies August 2, 2022