A very beautiful white man who plays billy from the black phone. Jacob goes to mount vernon school and has a brother named Andy. Andy is not as hot as Jacob.
Its Jacob Moran from the black phone.
by HeWhoBeBlack August 26, 2022
Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
by kay.kay.kay. May 23, 2016
To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence
I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
by Jaymal Soni April 09, 2023
A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.
Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob
by Adrian 666 January 04, 2019
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
Jacob Kawana stole my husband
by AbbeyHault November 20, 2023