Retardation

When someone is being retarded.

My friend was being so retardation yesterday that I has to pretend like I didnt know him .

by 2+3=5 July 6, 2019

Retard

Anyone who identifies themself with the conservative ideology.

"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."

by Coolguy228 November 3, 2020

Retarded

Noah Welshhans

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I am retarded!

by E! Molk ka February 12, 2019

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Retardation

Kenneth Samule Edmonson, Jr

You tard, we tard, retardation.

by Diddy Black July 3, 2025

retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.

"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"

by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023

Full Blown Retard

A person who is extremely retarded. A retard like no other, the one.

Hey, bro! My Girlfriend's friend, have you met her? She is a full blown retard.

by KingOfAmerica December 15, 2023