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Gold-hat

Individual, company or team that deceives, intentionally withholds pertinent information, or demands their subordinates perform tasks they aren’t trained for subsequently blaming them for any mistakes they make. Someone who asks others for favors or concessions that they know are not allowed with a shit-eating-grin on their face.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the walls, but she just smiled- what do you expect, she’s a Gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes
a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick
b: “dhdiodksneudu”
by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
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frog in a hat

what do you call a frog in a hat?
A frog in a hat.
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Black-hatted

Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.
Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"

Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."

Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."
by Jabbathebutt666 August 7, 2025
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Hat

A "hat" is another slang term for a "body" in urban hood slang
That boy Jamarr is crazy out there he is up 3 hats! (Up 3 hats meaning he has caught 3 bodies/ killed 3 people)
by mk_duel September 2, 2025
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Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.
"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."
by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025
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