by definerlolz November 24, 2013
by Yess1i February 18, 2022
by wills is gay boy 69420 December 28, 2024
Jayden: Oh my god did you see David Tennant on TV last night!?
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too
by CaptainCrowley December 01, 2021
When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).
"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."
by Montgomery Van Cleef May 01, 2012
Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024