When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl
by ColinHammer December 4, 2024
Get the Louisiana Mud Pearl mug.The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.
Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
by BucketBear December 25, 2025
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Get the Mud Cone mug.When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.
by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024
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Get the Mud Puddle mug.A term used to describe a man who is genuinely "country" and hardworking. It signifies that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty, is capable of handling manual labor, and has the grit required for rural life.
"Don't worry about the truck breaking down out here; Jackson's with us, and he knows his way around a mud pie. He'll have us moving in ten minutes."
by Sarcophagus December 25, 2025
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