giving hat

The art of fellatio (aka sucking dick).

These gyal giving hat like mad fam!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018

I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”

person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat

by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020

Hat

A thing that grows and cuts on top of your head the scalp.

Your hat covers your scalp. You can remove the hat by shaving or getting a haircut.

No hat you are bald with a hat you have hair.

by Adam Nehdi March 10, 2024

Lying Hat

A hat that is not truly a hat, it is actually a wide mohawk.

Brian was wearing a Lying Hat last Tuesday.

by ADGPlayz64 August 6, 2021