Cookie Girl

Just an average girl, who acts like she’s sweet, but is actually a bitch, and not in a good way, she’s two faced , and is just your average slut,

She tastes sweet until you see the truth

That cookie girl is up to it again, what a bitch.

by 5moreminutesMOM January 21, 2020

snowman cookie

where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.

did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid

dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!

by meanbitch61 December 14, 2016

Silent Salt Cookie

A character from crk that isn't released yet and it makes me so angry for not getting him in the game yet!

I NEED SILENT SALT COOKIE TO GET RELEASED!

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

alien cookies

What you're looking to get when you're on the toilet and you heat some high bass beat.

Dude I think that I'm gonna go enjoy some Alien Cookies

by M3G4M4R7 October 28, 2017

capsaicin cookie

hot, in both ways. Literally made out of magma and capsaicin.

Person: Capsaicin cookie is fine asf
Person2: I know, they are hot. Literally.

by Iloveglaishur November 26, 2023

Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.

Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.

by me.me("me") August 11, 2022

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013