Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

Potato Corner Follower

A Follower of Potato Corner Religion.(Yes Potato Corner religion is a word in the Urban dictionary by me)

Im a Potato Corner Follower

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 15, 2022

Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy

Imma use me potato gun thing!

by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Potato

food sent from god

potato

by Gunboi With A Gun And Gunboi February 1, 2021

Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge

Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard

by Assridge November 16, 2011

Auto Potato

No checking other pages to confirm the news😎. It's already confirmed at Auto Potato
We provide Indian Automobile news in a #cool , #fun and #confirmed way! Yay!

An auto potato is a person who is a car geek.
Ramesh : How do you know all confirmed facts about cars?
Suresh : Because I'm an #autopotato !

by The car geek November 25, 2021