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Beat Scrubster

Someone who is a dead beat dad, lazy and very obese. He has no loved ones and often strives to make people upset.
"Jesus Christ Dad, you are such a Beat Scrubster, stop trying to eat my kittens!"
by Beat Scrubster July 31, 2019
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Beat that Ass

Verb. In fantasy sports, to beat your opponent by đź’Ż points or more.
Your team sucks so I’m gonna Beat that Ass this week.
by EZP1241 November 12, 2019
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beat

to wank
by mattysfattys March 20, 2019
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beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.
"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019
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African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock
Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome
by Nickarsen04 April 7, 2019
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International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion
beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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