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Texas Tornado

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.
Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
by Ianfleming December 28, 2024
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Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
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Texas, California

The server for amberhub.com is based off.
by P1_Dex January 1, 2022
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texas

"Texas isn't real you metallic rod"
by rb ryan December 15, 2024
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Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.
I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…
by Edging gooner May 9, 2025
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texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass
texas dildo is your mommas friend
by maddogpussy December 17, 2013
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Texas

Best place in Texas
Girl: what’s the best place to go to in Texas
Boy: Texas

Girl: nevermind wtf?
by Gr11233 November 21, 2023
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