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EW POO WATER

(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.

“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.

Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.

“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.

“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.

“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.

Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.

There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.

“EW POO WATER!”
Haha surfs up dude
“EW POO WATER!”
by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019
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heat up the water

1. to get high
2. to have a plan 4 the day
1. a man if u got the money lets heat up the water
2. im bored as fuck wanna heat up the water
by thetruth35 February 1, 2010
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dirty-water dogs

"hot dogs", most likely bought on the streets of NYC, that are boiled in water that isn't changed that often....(true fact)
but actually quite tastey

:DD
settin: penn. station (nyc)
Kid: MOM!!!!! i'm freakin hungry!
Mom: kid, i have to be at work in 5 minutes! can't i just buy u somethin from the cafiteria!?!?
kid: NO, NO, NO!!!!!! I WANNA HOT DOG!!
MOM: i'ma get u f'ing dirty-water dogs if you don't stop!!
kid:.....
by nol1998 August 3, 2010
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Salt Water Titties

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)
by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015
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canadian water-pluck

When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.
Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.
by ZERXq51 March 4, 2009
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water my cat

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley
by Heho07 August 23, 2016
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